Whole-wheat English muffins are poisoning your kids
Hot, freshly buttered nooks and crannies. Salty spread turning to liquid gold. Farina powder the only sane thing holding this hot mess together.
You reach for a second but quickly hold yourself back. Be honest: you were going to devour both halves smushed together in two and a half bites. Then wash it down with a tall glass of milk. You’re starving. Your intermittent-fasting…